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Monday, June 19, 2006

ANNOUNCEMENT
  • there will be a PHOTO-TAKING SESSION this Sunday (25th June 2006) after uth gathering. Please wear your best to church on Sunday.
    ALL are to be PRESENT.
  • for those whom have yet to write the verse down on the uth room door, please do so on Sunday. thanks.. =)

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some jokes to share...

God: "Whew! I just created a 24-hour period of alternating light and darkness on Earth."
Angel: "What are you going to do now?"
God: "Call it a day."
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A grandfather overheard his granddaughter repeating the alphabet in reverent, hushed tones.
"What are you doing?" he asked.
"I'm praying, Grandpa," she said.
"I can't think of the right words, so I just say all the letters. God will put them together for me, 'cause he knows what I'm thinking."

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Who Wakes Up The Day?
By: Precious Moments

Who wakes me up in the morning, so I can start to play?
My mother does !
But who wakes up the day?

Who turns the light on in my room so I can have some fun?
My father does!
Who turns on the sun?

Who starts the water in my bath and closes up the drain?
My mother does!
but who turns on the rain?

Who fixes things when they don't work when stuff gets cracked or curled?
My father does!
But who repairs the world?

Who hangs my clothes for me to see right there before my eyes?
My mother does!
But who hangs the skies?

Who wakes the day turns on the sun?
Make sure the bath for the world is begun?
Who fixes the world when it needs repaired?
Who hangs the skies away up there?

God does!

Have you thanked your loving mother for getting you up to play?
Have you thanked your father for working things out okay?
And have you thanked your heavenly Father for waking up the day?

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